Friday, March 16, 2012

Friday Find, March 16

Each Friday we highlight a wine from the Northwest that we think is a real "find." By find we might mean that it's a steal, as all of these wines we'll feature weekly are under $20. We might also mean "Hey, you really need to go find this" and it might be a wine that we feel not enough people know about. In any case, with the weekend pending we're hoping to help you "find" a wine to kickoff the weekend right. We'll tell you a little bit about the wine and try to help you track it down here in the Northwest.

The secret and intertwined histories of the Illuminati and Freemasonry are a long and debated topic.  While the Freemason organizations have roots dating to the 14th century and the Illuminati organization was born several hundred years later in Bavaria.  What we don't know will probably turn our hair white, rumors of the important members of the world's governments, America's founding fathers and Galileo can only assure us all that what we think we know is really just a giant lie fabricated by the world's great intellectuals to avert our eyes from the ugly reality that we may just be an organ farm for those in control.  Luckily great writers like Dan Brown have uncovered all of this ugliness for us.  What we can be certain of is that Tupac is alive and Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson were all apart of the Masonic Knights of the Templar, there have been countless assassinations and government overthrows including the "heart attacks" of great pass rushing defensive end Reggie White, the "accidental death" of Dale Earnhardt and the assassination of John F. Kennedy.  All of these at the hands of the evil and manipulating Illuminati.

Whether any of the folks at Woodinville's Robert Ramsay Cellars is privy to any of this inside information we'll likely never know.  Their secret location within the warehouse district has never actually been seen by human eyes.  Only the wolves know how to find it.  Their Mason's Red however is an example of the kind of reach that the Iluminati has.  All of this wealth for only $18, clearly, the Illuminati are at work here.  Nearly all Syrah with a nice kiss of Viognier, and only the slightest peck on the cheek of Mouvedre.  The Columbia Valley designate is made up of Boushey & McKinley Springs fruit.  Made to be a food friendly wine with berry and clove aromatics. On the palate this is a fruit forward blend, with cherry and black berry notes and a peppery finish. Go ahead and buy some, just hope the Illuminati aren't watching you.


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